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So in a related story millions of Americans are trying to get Biden hooked on pot. When did Uncle Sam become Scarface? Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for.

This is like national pot day. And people celebrate all over the world.

Although, I must say, the Senate did not celebrate this by smoking joints, for two reasons. One, it would be against protocol. And two, it would mean passing something.

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By the end of spring break, this whole thing could be paid for. We do not sell marijuana here. But the next day he goes once again to the gas station. Got it?